Bowling Champion Gifts

'I got them right where I want them.'

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

King Pin

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Bowling ball head.

Corporate thinking.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Jimmy Anderson

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"