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'I got them right where I want them.'

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'