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'Your crystal ball has holes in it!' 'When business is bad I give bowling lessons!'

Bowling Alley Hostages

Santa bowling.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'