Ten-pin Bowling Coach Gifts

'A man who bowls can achieve anything.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Joe Hundredaire

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Stonehenge Bowling

"It's no use with him. It's over."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Acupuncture.

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Extreme Bowling.

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Santa bowling.

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball