Ten-pin Bowling Coach Pillows

'A man who bowls can achieve anything.'

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Bowling ball head.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Pinocchio: The later years...

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Extreme Bowling.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Stonehenge Bowling

Acupuncture.

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

'I love the frame on this one!'

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist