Tenpin Tactician Gifts

'I hate to keep complaining, but my finger grip on this ball still doesn't seem right.'

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Works every time."

Carlo Ancelotti

Bowling ball head.

"That was a rumor day."

My first mistake.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Snooker.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Golf

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Chess Chef

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

Angry tennis player.

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

Addressing The Ball

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

Manuel Pellegrini

'It's a special technique called cheating.'