Tenpin Bowling Gifts

Strike!

Tenpin Bowling Assoc.

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Joe Hundredaire

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'