Tenpin Bowling Gifts

Strike!

Tenpin Bowling Assoc.

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Pin-atas

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Jimmy Anderson

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Joe Hundredaire

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'