Tenpin Troubles Gifts

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

So you've lost your journalism job. Yep and my freelance contracts. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Free distribution of information is driving publishers out of business. I can't compete against thousands of free blogs. Twenty years I spent learning to be a professional journalist and I'm a dinosaur. What'd you say? I was reading Gawker. Shoot me.

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Saving Pin Ryan.

Strike!

"Oh no, you do not walk away when I'm talking to you!"

Bowl Mon.

Veterans of Cursive Writing

Cat Bowling

How Bowlers Strike.

'A man who bowls can achieve anything.'

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

'No - I've been mis-sold PIP implants.'

'I hate to keep complaining, but my finger grip on this ball still doesn't seem right.'

'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

Man deflated by Flag Day pin

'Do you want a bag with that?'

"Cool. How did you learn to write in a foreign language?"

A man about to be executed by Guillotine seeing if his head can knock over some Tenpin Bowling pins

Tenpin Bowling Assoc.

'Don't do it Bill! Remember your therapy! We're TEAM-MATES!! I love you! I love you Bill!'