Tenpin Bowling Lover Gifts

A man about to be executed by Guillotine seeing if his head can knock over some Tenpin Bowling pins

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Pinocchio: The later years...

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"It's no use with him. It's over."

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Stonehenge Bowling

Extreme Bowling.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

'I love the frame on this one!'