Bowing Virtuoso Gifts

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling ball head.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

Pinocchio: The later years...

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

Stonehenge Bowling

Extreme Bowling.

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Yehudi Menuhin.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."