Bowling Ace Gifts

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

Polar bear bowling alley

Bullseye!

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

Baseball Dreams

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Bowling ball head.

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Pin-atas

Corporate thinking.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Jimmy Anderson

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"