Bowling Ace T-Shirts

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

Bullseye!

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Baseball Dreams

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Tell me again.That bit about us robbing from the rich to give to the poor."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Joe Hundredaire

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'