Bowling Maestro T-Shirts

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

The Violin Artist

Fishing Music

Book and magician

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Extreme Bowling.

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

A bulge of bodybuilders

Santa bowling.

Cricket.

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

"Throw it before it's too late."