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Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

The Perfect Cannonball

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Solitaire card shark.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Fish Food

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Where's your goldfish?'

Yehudi Menuhin.

Celebrating 'Earth Day' in Arandia X-7. A theory about why they keep abducting cows.

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Easter Island poker.

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"What do four ones beat?"

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'