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Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

The Perfect Cannonball

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Solitaire card shark.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Fish Food

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Celebrating 'Earth Day' in Arandia X-7. A theory about why they keep abducting cows.

'Where's your goldfish?'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Easter Island poker.

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"What do four ones beat?"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'