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'I can't seem to get any 'zip' on my arrows!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man fishing with large bait

Zenemies.

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

"Check out this new store."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."