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Putting on ice skates

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Check out this new store."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Important Muscles.

Digging.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Solitaire card shark.

Motor-blender.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'I play it to kill time.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

Easter Island poker.

Working Out

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

"What do four ones beat?"

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Anabolic Steroids