Blade Buddy T-Shirts

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Bike Rides

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Snow is falling...

BOO MOO!

Freezing

Old School Mustaches

Who are you?

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

Flower power.

'Time out!'

"I surprise you every year!"

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Torville and Cow'.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Be gentle with me!'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.