Blade Master Gifts

Putting on ice skates

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Check out this new store."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Digging.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Solitaire card shark.

Motor-blender.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Yehudi Menuhin.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I play it to kill time.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"Who's going to carve?"

"What do four ones beat?"

Working Out

Anabolic Steroids

'OOOH! Looks like Lady Luck is smiling on ME this evening.'

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

"Dang! This guy's good!"