Axe Master Gifts

Looking for a gift for the axe master who loves woodworking and crafting? Our collection humorously celebrates their passion with witty slogans on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Perfect for anyone who whittles, chops, or carves with skill and humor, these gifts add a touch of playful appreciation to their workshop or home. Whether they’re a seasoned woodworker or just love chopping logs for fun, find something to make them smile and proud of their craft.

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"Check out this new store."

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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What My Day Feels Like

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Zenemies.

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Yoga.

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Guitar Man.

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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"I am not asking for directions." mockup

"I am not asking for directions."

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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Guru.

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At the mobile tracking test lab.

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.' mockup

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

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"Show off."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off." mockup

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

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"Hoarder."

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"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …" mockup

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?" mockup

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

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Zenboni

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Relax.

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'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

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Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

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Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later! mockup

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

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Axe Master Gifts Collection

Axe Master Mugs

Looking for more witty and craft-inspired mugs? Explore our collection perfect for the axe master and woodworking enthusiasts alike.

Axe Master Pillows

Add some personality to their space with our fun and cozy pillows, ideal for a workshop, lounge, or bedroom.

Axe Master Prints

Find the perfect humorous or inspiring art prints to decorate their workshop or office, celebrating their craft with style.

Axe Master T-Shirts

Discover our range of humorous and stylish t-shirts designed for woodworking lovers and proud axe masters. Perfect for everyday wear or work days.