Axe Master Mugs

"Check out this new store."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

What My Day Feels Like

Zenemies.

Yoga.

Guitar Man.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Guru.

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hoarder."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Zenboni

Relax.

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!