A woodchop competition with a difference.
Ax Wielder Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for an axe wielder who loves art, creativity, and outdoor adventures? Our collection features personalized mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their craftsmanship, passion, and rugged charm. Whether they're chopping firewood or expressing their unique style, you'll find something that sparks their enthusiasm and makes every day a bit more special.
Guitar Man.
"Check out this new store."
Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.
'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"
RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...
Guitar Hero.
Stranded Woodsman.
"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."
Tony Iommi
Forrest Gander
House Plant Party
The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.
Cutting the tree too early?
Shepherd
The sword is mightier than the pen.
Paul Gilbert.
Lumberjack's Dog
'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.
"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."
"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."
"On the basis you have nothing to give thanks for this past year, what say you spare us the chop?"
"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"
Writer Crisis
Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.
"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"
"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."
Poet
'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'
'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'
"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."
A lumberjack chops down a tree
Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.
'Sleep on your stomach.'
Ax Wielder Gifts Collection
Ax Wielder Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for axe wielders—perfect for anyone who loves outdoor work with a creative flair.
Ax Wielder Pillows
Browse cozy pillows that highlight the wild, creative spirit of axe lovers—ideal for cabin decor or outdoor lounging.
Ax Wielder Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the rugged and artistic side of axe wielders—great for home or workshop décor.
Ax Wielder T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts for axe enthusiasts—stylish, comfortable, and full of personality.