Electric Axe Wielding Warrior Gifts

Paul Gilbert.

Ban on Free Speech

La Table

Baby on board.

Mod Kwan Doh

Best Seller

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Decapitated coffee.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

Guitar Hero.

Censorship is killing free society.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Corporate pirate.

Stranded Woodsman.

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Senior citizen surfing.

'You're too aggressive.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Tony Iommi

The strong corna war

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them