Ax Wielder Pillows

A woodchop competition with a difference.

Guitar Man.

"Check out this new store."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Guitar Hero.

Stranded Woodsman.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Forrest Gander

House Plant Party

Shepherd

Cutting the tree too early?

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Lumberjack's Dog

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."

Writer Crisis

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

Poet

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.

'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'

A lumberjack chops down a tree

'Sleep on your stomach.'

John Henry