Scythe Wielder Pillows

The Return of Football

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

In/Out

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Guitar Hero.

Pub Kendo.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Shepherd

Sabrage

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

House Plant Party

Scheduel.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

The Grim Rapper

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."

Ethelred II

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"Did you enter the correct password?"