Sword Seeker Pillows

"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Decapitated coffee.

In/Out

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Sabrage!

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Pub Kendo.

Corporate pirate.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

The strong corna war

Scheduel.

Man with Sword in Penholder

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Sabrage

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.