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"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Decapitated coffee.

In/Out

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Sabrage!

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Pub Kendo.

Corporate pirate.

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

The strong corna war

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Swords for Making America Great Again

Sabrage

Scheduel.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Man with Sword in Penholder

Fencing Lessons