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"Look, I don't want to hear about you snagging a bunch of weeds again."

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Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

Inkwell Genie.

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Moon

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Lost Property - Missing Head

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'