Magic Sword Seeker Gifts

"Look, I don't want to hear about you snagging a bunch of weeds again."

Unguided imagery

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Emma's Unicorn

Inkwell Genie.

Moon

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Not now, Aladdin...'