Scythe Collector Pillows

The Grim Rapper

The Grim Rapper

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"It makes you look old."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'He's been shot!'

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'How old is this vase?'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.