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The Grim Rapper

The Grim Rapper

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'He's been shot!'

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'How old is this vase?'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."