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"Not It!"

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Arts and crafts

'Brains...brains...brains...'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Pelican and Origami

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

A street fight.

Consumption Graph.

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Christmas Craftwork

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Economic Prosperity

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

Ancient Weapons

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'