Scythe Enthusiast Gifts

"Not It!"

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Arts and crafts

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Pelican and Origami

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Christmas Craftwork

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Economic Prosperity

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

Ancient Weapons

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'