Scythe Aficionado Gifts

"Sorry."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

The Lawman

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

Banting in the Yeomanry

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Lumberjack's Dog

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"Bad drawing."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Haircuts

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

Soldier.