Helmet Aficionado Gifts

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

The Sculptor

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Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Global Arms Trade

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Cricket

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."