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Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.

We were debating the helmet law, and I won.

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

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The Sculptor

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Global Arms Trade

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."