Helmet Historian T-Shirts

'...Fastball in the noggin? Never affected us...'

'Like everything else I blame my ignorance of technology on the fact that I played baseball in the days before batting helmets.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

"On your left."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Man on motorbike.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"He put up a decent fight."

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

The headless moped driver

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver