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"My neck hurts."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Smile

'Pull...'

Football.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'I have a connection to make.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Ancient Weapons

Man on motorbike.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"He put up a decent fight."

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Air Taxi

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

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