Helmet Hoarder Gifts

Hellmets: Crash helmets in the form of Hell.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Shoe addict.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Smile

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Festive squad

Football.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"It's the dog."

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Man on motorbike.

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"He put up a decent fight."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."