Helmet Collecting Gifts

A bike accessory you'd be better to do without: A helmet luggage rack.

Fish Tank Crash Helmet.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Hombre's Best Friend.

Smile

Western Outfitters.

Football.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

A day at the races

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Baby blanket.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

They will too notice.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."