Helmet Collector Gifts

'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

Helmet Tan Line

Helmet Shop, "Actually, I'm not too keen on the horns, have you got something a little less aggressive"

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

101 uses of a dead cat: helmet decorations.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

During rutting season, the male helmets battle for dominance of the herd.

Staff Only

'You were fortunate that you were wearing protective headgear.'

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

Man on motorbike.

'Ha! Ha! Mushroom head!'

"My belief is that a concussion is just around the corner."

A skateboarder falling on his head

'Ever since Jack started driving his Harley to work, his staff meetings creep me out.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"And so another school year is over. Nine months of studying the great minds of history have left us wiser in the ways of the world."

'I already have the helmet, so I'm thinking of enlisting in the Army.'

"Here you go, buddy. State law."

Until we know more about this place, I think we should keep these helmets on!

That's some pretty bad hat hair, Bjorn.

Hey, you're right, the horns do look scarier.

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

"He put up a decent fight."

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

The headless moped driver

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Bribes for Jabs