Hat Collector Gifts

'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Architect reaching up at group of labeled hats, 'design' hat covered in cobwebs

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

One size fits all

'I reckon Spring is just around the corner. The rain is definitely feeling warmer!'

An Unexpected Guest.

Bird trying to feed a bishop's hat.

Seconds--9 1/2 Gallon Hats 60% off.

'I'm going to write you a prescription for a new hat.'

Nothing fits worse than a 10-gallon hat on a 5-gallon cowboy.

'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'

"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Woman tells colleague with woolly hat over his face: 'You should have gone for a tattoo that's easier to hide at work.'

'Is that all you can say - if the cap fits wear it?'

Gentleman whale.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

The full dress uniform of a cricket supporter - Australian

"What would you recommend for the ozone holes?"

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

Tom bowler.

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

Scarf puts hat back on.

Things get ugly down at the saloon

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'Sir, our chef would like you to know that he's the only one allowed to wear a hat in here!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"This is all we need! - A giant hat pin serial killer."

Magician playing cards with rabbit

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

A Texan pointing a revolver at his own head

"Dead center, Bro. That dude was running at full-speed, too!"

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."