Hat Collecting Gifts

'I'm going to write you a prescription for a new hat.'

'I'm thinking of buying myself one of those pork pie hats.'

'Before we do this, I just want to say something: I really admire your hat... always have.'

"It looks like we've got a serial killer somwhere out there!"

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

Man fends off hat with hatstand

"You may be thinking Indiana Jones, I'm seeing Nigel Farage."

"Love the hat, but the fruit flies are annoying."

A day at the races

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

Beware of Anthropomorphic Dog

'Is that all you can say - if the cap fits wear it?'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

Hats & Caps: 'I don't give a damn - show me something with earflaps!'

'He'll take something in a 'fat'.'

If you don't shed them in the Spring-try wearing a big hat.

Man who has had his hat ruined by boys showing their lenient mother.

You look tired, Randy. Hot date last night? I had a date. That is correct. But was it hot? A gentleman doesn't tell whether a date was "hot" or not. No … but you usually do. Didn't you just patent "Randy's Hot-o-Meter," the hat that turns from white to pink to red, depending on the hotness of last night's date? Did you know the inventor of bacon was vegetarian? He was? Who knows? Point is, inventions are not a statement of principles.

"Beanirrito"

A man and cartoon mouse chase their respective hats.

Fears

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion