Helmet Enthusiast Gifts

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'I bet he wasn't carrying a helmet.'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'I like these helmets. They make you hard to kiss.'

Helmet Friday.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Turtle Wearing a Helmet

Fish Tank Crash Helmet.

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

A snail with motor racing helmet and spoiler

'The spike was put there to discourage soldiers from sitting of their helmets.'

Hedgehog wearing crash helmet.

Oh no, you've got hat hair

'George, what have they done to you?'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

'Sure, I'll be glad to give your management recommendations a chance.'

'No safety helmets please.'

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

A street fight.

Progress?