Helmet Advocates Gifts

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cricket Accidents.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Cafe Burns.

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

The incomplete Angler

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Football.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'