Helmet Believer Gifts

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Smile

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

Football Delivery

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Cricket

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"Thank God he was wearing a safety helmet."

"Wear a helmet."

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

The headless moped driver

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"