Helmet Rebel Gifts

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

"I really got used to working from home."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Football.

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The Threat of AI

"What an amazing view!"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'Next.'

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

The headless moped driver

"Wear a helmet."

Michael Schumacher