Helmet Law Defier Gifts

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

A word from James Cameron. . .

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Cricket

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

Michael Schumacher

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

"Thank God he was wearing a safety helmet."

"Wear a helmet."