Helmet Law Defier Pillows

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Smile

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

"Wear a helmet."

"Thank God he was wearing a safety helmet."

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

Cricket

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'