Helmet Believer Pillows

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Smile

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Football.

Football Delivery

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"What an amazing view!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Cricket

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

"Wear a helmet."

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"