Helmet Advocate Pillows

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'Son, told you to always wear your helmet.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cricket Accidents.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Careful."

Cafe Burns.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Smile

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Boozing and Cruising

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'